Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a  Squirrel , who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully  - Try and  answer within 30 seconds

Got your  answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer  is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.  I know

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.

I've Reached!

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 16 Mar 2008
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Do U Know That It's LUNCHTIME??!

The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:

"What kind of an IDIOT is it that dares to phone ME in the middle of my lunch break?!?"

The caller shouts back:
"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this company!"

The employee replies:
"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"

Perplexed the CEO mumbles:
"NO!!!"

The employee heaves a sigh of relief and says:
"Thank goodness for that!!"
and hangs up...

Exams, i HATE U...!!!!

The 1 word that I hate to hear..(n i guess 4 most of u too) EXAMS..!!! wat the h*** is exam a?? Y muz v b sitting 4 those d*mn~ing exams...??! According to Wikipedia,"The earliest known standardized tests (which included both practical and written components) are the Chinese Imperial Examinations which began in 587"..( those fella reli hv nothin better 2 do durin those days....XD)

Further on, "In Europe, traditionally school examinations were conducted orally. Students would have to answer questions posed by teachers in Latin, and teachers would grade them on their answers. The first written exams in Europe were held at Cambridge University, England in 1792 by professors who were paid a piece rate and realized that written exams would earn them more money."(y the *tut* cant u 'professors' find sm better jobs 2 do wif ur 'super-smart' brain a..??!LOL..)

Juz imagine a world without Exams..!! We can save so many trees from being cut down jz 4 our stupid exam papers.. do u noe it takes 15 trees jz 2 produce those 'hateful' exam papers?!.. so y the heck r they stil wasting resources jz lik dat..?? (fu~yoh..s though i care..XD)

If only those 'fellas' din start this,(d*mn it..XD) den NO ONE wil b havin a headache(ouch..) tryin 2 study 4 their exams, NO ONE wil b depressed jz coz of it , NO ONE will b feeling sad or nervous BCOZ of it, NO ONE will be committin suicide because of the blinking-stupid-EXAMS...!!!

BCOZ of U, EXAMS!!! All bcoz of u.. if you're not here, most of us wun b lookin so old(hey to u whoever ur, u look lik my grandparents!! XD)..n less hair wil b droppin too..(hey u, is dat fashion? XD) If you're nt here, most of us wun b havin sleepless nitess.. no trouble, no worries n blah blah blah.. Imagine how hpy our teachers wil b, no papers to set n mark, no stupid answers to c, save so muc time 4 other activities(u agree wif me, teachers??..XD) wat a wonderful life it wud b WITHOUT U..!! If only U wil jz disappear from this world.. How wonderful it wud b WITHOUT U~~~..so SAY NO to EXAMS!!! Lets BOYCOTT it evry1..XD


[P.S. hey guys, make sure u study 4 ur exams ya.. XD (oh..im suc a hypocrite, postin this n den tellin u all 2 study..LOL).. oh Man, nw i hav a bad feelin for my comin results on Mon.. swt XD)]

[P.S.S. this post is jz a piece crap so if u dun lik it, jz 4get it n i apologize deeply if theres anything dat u find annoying in this..=) n if u lik it, anything to add on guys?? jz leave sm comment ya.. XD]