The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:"What kind of an IDIOT is it that dares to phone ME in the middle of my lunch break?!?"
The caller shouts back:
"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this company!"
The employee replies:
"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"
Perplexed the CEO mumbles:
The employee heaves a sigh of relief and says:
"Thank goodness for that!!"
and hangs up...